"MAROLLOP PESAN DI KFC"

Marollop pesan KFC lewat telpon...:

< Crita 1 >
Marollop : "Halloo...Kaepsi..?"
KFC : "Iya, ada yg bisa di bantu..?"
Marollop : "Ada ayam gak...?"
KFC : "Oh ada.."
Marollop : "Cemana kalok kita adu ayam kelen ma ayam ku...?"
KFC. : X_X

< Crita 2 >
Marollop : "Hallooo...kaepsi..?"
KFC : "Iya...!"
Marollop : "Deliperi order..?"
KFC : "Iya..."
Marollop : "24 jam..?"
KFC : "Iya..."
Marollop : "Bah...!, hebat kali...., tak tidornya kelen..?"
KFC : :(

< Crita 3 >
Marollop : "Hallooo...kaepsi?
KFC : "Iya..."
Marollop : "Ayam ada..?"
KFC : "Ada..."
Marollop : "Nasik? es krim..?"
KFC : "Iya, ada...!"
Marollop : "Burger..?"
KFC : "Ada..! banyak..! komplit..!!!" (penjualnya dah molai pitam)
Marollop : "Bah..., masih adanya smua...?, apa tak ada yang laku...?"
KFC : X_X

< Crita 4 >
Marollop : "Hallooo.. Kaepsi..?"
KFC : "Kow lagiii..!, mo ngejek apa lagi kow..??!!"
Marollop : "Aku mo pesan.., ya udah..., gak jadi pesanlah kalo keq gitu..." 
KFC : "Oh iya..!, mo pesen apa...?" (geram..!)
Marollop : "Sate padang seporsi...!!"
KFC : "Latteung kow...!!"

< Crita 5 >
Marollop : "Hallooo..kaepsi ya..?"
KFC. : "Ini pasti kow yg maren, mo ngapain lagi kow...!!!"
Marollop : "Mo pesan ayam..."
KFC. : "Oh iya! Apa lagi?"
Marollop : "Ayam ma nasik, tapi bungkosnya dipisah aja, nantik kalok nasiknya dijadikan satu, nasiknya di makan ayam pulak...!"
KFC. : "Woooiiii... bodhat kow...!!!"